Queen’s Blade Spoilers… unfortunately
There have been shows that made me question what exactly I was doing with my life, but never one like Queen’s Blade: Rurou no Senshi. I knew it wasn’t going to be the next Claymore or anything, but I wanted some action to fill the void, and I like to see what each new season has to offer. The fact that I sat through all 25 minutes of this show is a miracle. This show missed the mark soo hard it’s almost funny; but then I remembered what I just watched and cried inside.
Queen’s Blade fails at being an anime. It was boring to the point of tears, not even the action scenes were exciting. Not once did I care about a word anyone said, in fact I couldn’t quote a single line from the show which I had just finished minutes ago. Queen’s Blade fails at being a hentai show. Titty shots, ass shots, crotch shots galore: but not one of them made me stop and say “damn, lets pull my weiner out and spank one off.” I’ll relate this show to being an R-rated porn film (I saw the R-rated Pirates, it was bad). Story, acting, voice work, art… that’s not exactly why porn is watched, so take out the porn parts and you get shit. Queen’s Blade is exactly like that.
What made it the worst for me was the fucking demon, Kugimiya Rie went from voicing my favorite show last season (Toradora!) to quite possibly the worst shit I’ve ever laid eyes on. Titty Magic. Period. WHAT THE FUCK?! Why in the world would you believe titty magic would be an acceptable form of fighting? Surely some ronery otaku is sitting in his house wristing off, but fuck! Let’s squeeze our tits and make a liquid come out that just so happens to melt clothing so we can see your nipples in on your oversized breasticles. Yet that wasn’t even the worst of it. In order to kill this demon our main heroine, whose name slips my mind, literally makes her tits explode. Ugh. Yes, tits pressing against tits to make demon tits expand by filling up with magic goo and exploding……………… words really can’t describe the utter rage I had when the credits started rolling. Fuck.
