
HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE HEAD! Oh sorry. The train is still being attacked and is now being threatened by the possibility of a pirate style boarding. The solution is simple, but heartbreaking to a pirate: pour all the booze and set it aflame, then detach it with the handy explosives that Major Stork was carrying. If that didn’t set off your suspicion alarm just wait. Eventually a tank arrives on the tracks across the river and poses another threat. We also learn that Mr. Terol is conspiring against his homeland and trying to start another war, which is why he has some weapons on board. Major Stork has the key (suspicion strike 2) and pulls out an anti-armor rifle. The job of taking out the tank is left to Wil, who prods Stork about his true intentions. He tells us he is trying to arrest Mr. Terol to prevent another war from happening. Once the tank is disposed of we arrive at another dilemma. Mr. Terol’s bodyguard has initiated the killing of pasengers and attempts to take out our happy little group. Allison winds up with a gun and it becomes clear she doesn’t have the mindset of killing someone. Wil finally takes some initiative and gets all up in her. I was waiting for him to start saying “it’s all in the hips” Happy Gilmore style. Stork comes to the rescue and leads them back to Terol’s room, where he is found dead by suicide. The key Stork used to open the weapons room is seen on a table (suspicion strike 3, yerrrr outta there).